Call Randy

(805) 201-0565

Call to get your own surf report.

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What you get

Randy's the guy at the end of the bar who's surfed everywhere and actually checks before he talks. Call him, tell him where you're headed, and he'll give it to you straight: size, wind, tide, and when to be in the water.

Tell him what you ride and he remembers. Call him after your session and he writes it down: where, how big it really was, how it went. Next time, he already knows you.

You know the app. The one surfers call Surf-lie, because "3 to 4 and fair" on the screen has a way of turning into knee-high mush in the water. Randy reads the buoys and the tide tables, says what they say, and would rather tell you "I don't know" than call it head high when it isn't. Then he asks you how it really was, so next time he's closer.

Today's board from the buoys and tide tables near you, refreshed every few minutes

Conditions right now

...reading the buoys
Not your coast?

Call for any other spot.

Surfers at a thatched beach bar at dusk, looking out at the water
Call him after. He wants to hear how it went.

House rules

  • He only says what the buoys, tide tables and forecasts say. If he doesn't know, he tells you he doesn't know.
  • Calls run about three minutes. Say bye and he says bye.
  • Your number is your account. No passwords, no app, no email.
  • After you surf, call him back. He's dying to hear how it went, and that's how he gets smarter about your spots.

The tab

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Free for now. Randy isn't busy yet. When he is, we'll talk, and you'll hear it from him first.

Not in the US?

Randy only picks up the phone in the United States for now. Want him where you surf? Put your country on the list. When enough of you ask, he packs a bag.

So he can tell you when he's there.

Fine print

Randy can text you if you ask him to, like a nudge after your session. Message frequency varies. Message and data rates may apply. Reply STOP to stop, HELP for help. We never share or sell your number. See privacy and terms.